This urinal is labeled as being “high efficiency.” I’m not sure what that means in the land of urinals, but at $1,111,071.01, it had better reach out and shake my dick off when I’m done using it.
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(Source: weird-ass-homestuck-shit, via starischan)
a pizza.
(via 90s90s90s)
I wish I had people to go to Shakespeare festivals and the like with, it gets pretty dull when there’s no one besides the assorted strangers (which is pretty great too!!).
It’d just be fun to have (somewhat) familiar people besides my parents to sit around with and joke about things, or do really stupid improvs on the side of the street with terribly butchered accents.
OH WELL JUST REALLY FUCKING LONELY OUT HERE AUGHHGHGHGHGHGH
I JUST LAUGHED REALLY LOUD
jesus christ
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seymourbuhts asked: Oh wow he even has a Tumblr!
waaw
OK HERE’S MY BIG PET PEEVE
WHEN PEOPLE PUT LOTS OF UNNECESSARY TAGS ON REBLOGS
IF YOUR TAGS ON A REBLOG LOOK LIKE THIS
YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING
I AM POSITIVE NOBODY TAGS THAT MUCH ON TUMBLR SAVIOR
i guess you can put as many tags as you want on an original post but it looks really stupid. i’m almost positive nobody is going to look up ‘24 oz can soda’ or its iterations.
I agree
Wowowowow
fucking
jump up drum n bass mixdown tutorial
Welp, time to listen to Passenger of Shit
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